If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
or sexual depending on how much I like you
(Source: hannahbeezy)
my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.
There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second
(Source: thinkon-yoursin-s)
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
