ok internet, here’s an interruption in your daily rugged white dude dashboard.
this is cykeem white:
cykeem is an up and coming male model who (i believe) just participated in his first fashion week. he is insanely beautiful.
i highly recommend you all join me in keeping a close eye in his career trajectory, because he’s an extremely talented model, and he is, imo, shockingly beautiful. everyone likes shockingly beautiful men, right? right.
struggling to breath
Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.
Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.
apply bun directly to the forehead
As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun.
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
I WAS IN THE PIZZA LINE AT LUNCH TODAY AND THE LUNCH LADY ASKED ME “HOW ARE YOU” AND I RESPONDED WITH “CHEESE” BECAUSE I WAS PREPARED TO TELL HER WHAT KIND OF PIZZA I WANTED AND NOW I CAN’T BUY PIZZA AT SCHOOL AGAIN EVER OMG
90s college life sounds so much ccoooler. try to imagine a frat boy in sandals listening to fly by sugar ray. thats so calming